UM WOW!

I HAVE NO WORDZ 4 DIS ONE!

CONCUSSION

I FEW WEEKS AGO I GOT A CONCUSSION WHILE DRUNKEN SLIP N SLIDING. WOKE UP IN THE ER TO A LADY SAYING WERE TAKING U TO UR CT SCAN MR KELLOWAY AND I SAID NO UR NOT I CANT AFFORD THAT SO THE DR SENT ME HOME AND TOLD ME TO COME BACK IF I PUKED HEHE AND MY ROOMATE ARIEL SENT ME THIS

I JUST FOUND THESE PANORAMAS I TOOK LAST SUMMER THE FIRST TOO ARE AT MY FAV BAR AND LAST 3 R MY OLD APT WHICH WAS ENORMOUS AND HAD A BEATIFUL BALCONY WITH VINES CRAWLING ALL OVER IT.

BRISTOL CITY MUSEUM

I FOUND THIS FIRST PIC ON A BLOG CALLED ART FAG OR SOMETHING THEN AFTER SOME INVESTIGATION FOUND THESE

PARTY IN L-TOWN!

WENT TO LAWRENCE TO SEE SOME OLD FRIENDS AND MADE OUT WITH 1

TEXTFROMLASTNIGHT.COM GOLD EDITION

(206): got weed?
(425): I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
(206): sorry mom...

(440): oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?

(989): Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.

(702): Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
(1-702): You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.

(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

NAKED OBAMA ART!

MY ROOMATE JUST SENT THIS ON FB
http://wildammo.com/2009/07/27/unusual-paintings-of-obama-naked-with-unicorns/

GOBBLE DE GOOK!

I HAD I PRETTY GOOD WEEKEND WENT TO A SURPRISE PARTY FOR MY BRO'S @ SUM VOLLEY BALL BEACH CLUB IN BS AND THEN I TEMPTED THE FATES AND INSTALLED A CHANDELIER AT MY SIS'S HOUSE ALSO IN BS, I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT IM ALL MANLY AND DO MANLY THINGS IF ONLY JUST TO FOOL MYSELF FOR A MERE SECOUND. IM REALLY POOR RIGHT NOW SO NATURALY I WENT TO BUZZARD LAST NIGHT AND MIXED DRINKS OUT OF MY BAG UNDER THE TABLE AND ONCE IN THE NASTY ASS BATHROOM AND EARLIER I WAS IN OP FOR A POOL PARTY WITH CARA DON KAT AND ANNA. HOPEFULLY SOON MY SCHOOL LOANS WILL COME SO I CAN BUY A NEW CAMERA TO DOCUMENT THESE THINGS.

I FOUND THIS ON A BLOG CALLED SORE FOR UR VIEWING PLEASURE

S0 IM BAC AFTER A LONG ABSENCE!

LET ME EXPLAIN! FIRST OF ALL I WAS WITHOUT INTERNET FOR A WHILE AND SECOUNDLY AND I HAD A FULLTIME JOB THAT I HATED AND PRETTY MUCH DIED WHEN I GOT HOME EACH DAY, BUT NOW IM GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AND GETTING MY CREATIVE MOJO BACK!!! HERE ARE SOME THINGS I FOUND ON THE INTERNET THE IM PROB GONNA INCORPORATE IN TO P.SHIRTS AND THE FIRST ONE IS A TEE IM MAKING CURRENTLY

THESE ARE SOME POLARIODS I MADE USING POLADRIOD. THANX ALICA FOR SHOWING ME! THIS WILL HAVE TO DO UNTIL SOMEONE STARTS MAKING POLARIODS AGAIN. SRRY FOR NOT POSTING IN FOREVER BUT I MOVED AND IM GOING ALL THRIFTY NO INTERNET OR TV. I LIVE SUPER CLOSE TO WESTPORT NOW THOU SO I JUST NEED TO FIND A COFFEE SHOP I LIKE TO HAUNT FOR WIFI

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