(206): got weed? (425): I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone. (206): sorry mom...
(440): oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
(989): Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
(702): Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar? (1-702): You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I HAD I PRETTY GOOD WEEKEND WENT TO A SURPRISE PARTY FOR MY BRO'S @ SUM VOLLEY BALL BEACH CLUB IN BS AND THEN I TEMPTED THE FATES AND INSTALLED A CHANDELIER AT MY SIS'S HOUSE ALSO IN BS, I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT IM ALL MANLY AND DO MANLY THINGS IF ONLY JUST TO FOOL MYSELF FOR A MERE SECOUND. IM REALLY POOR RIGHT NOW SO NATURALY I WENT TO BUZZARD LAST NIGHT AND MIXED DRINKS OUT OF MY BAG UNDER THE TABLE AND ONCE IN THE NASTY ASS BATHROOM AND EARLIER I WAS IN OP FOR A POOL PARTY WITH CARA DON KAT AND ANNA. HOPEFULLY SOON MY SCHOOL LOANS WILL COME SO I CAN BUY A NEW CAMERA TO DOCUMENT THESE THINGS.
I FOUND THIS ON A BLOG CALLED SORE FOR UR VIEWING PLEASURE
LET ME EXPLAIN! FIRST OF ALL I WAS WITHOUT INTERNET FOR A WHILE AND SECOUNDLY AND I HAD A FULLTIME JOB THAT I HATED AND PRETTY MUCH DIED WHEN I GOT HOME EACH DAY, BUT NOW IM GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AND GETTING MY CREATIVE MOJO BACK!!! HERE ARE SOME THINGS I FOUND ON THE INTERNET THE IM PROB GONNA INCORPORATE IN TO P.SHIRTS AND THE FIRST ONE IS A TEE IM MAKING CURRENTLY
Friday, February 13, 2009
THESE ARE SOME POLARIODS I MADE USING POLADRIOD. THANX ALICA FOR SHOWING ME! THIS WILL HAVE TO DO UNTIL SOMEONE STARTS MAKING POLARIODS AGAIN. SRRY FOR NOT POSTING IN FOREVER BUT I MOVED AND IM GOING ALL THRIFTY NO INTERNET OR TV. I LIVE SUPER CLOSE TO WESTPORT NOW THOU SO I JUST NEED TO FIND A COFFEE SHOP I LIKE TO HAUNT FOR WIFI
I LOOKED AT THIS WEBSITE MANY TIMES AND DIDNT KNOW THE MEANING BEHIND IT. BUT APPARENTLY THIS GUY AFTER FINDING OUT HE ONLY HAD 18 YEARS TO LIVE DECIDED TO TAKE ONE POLORIOD PICTURE A DAY UNTIL THE DAY HE DIED. THE LAST POLORIOD IS OF HIM ON HIS DEATH BED CHECK OUT THE SITE AND GIVE HIS LIFE'S WORK SOME THOUGHT. SOME DAY I WILL UPLOAD ALL MY POLORIODS UNTIL THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT MY HOUSE.
I HAVENT HAD ANYTHING TO REPORT FOR A WHILE JUST DRINKING TOO MUCH AS USSUAL. MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THIS CLIP FROM A SHOW CALLED THE MIGHTY BOOSH FROM ENGLAND AND I WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED HOW FUNNY IT WAS AND THAT I HADNT YET HEARD OF THE PROGRAM CONSIDERING IM HORRIBLY ADDICTED TO ALL THINGS BRITISH LET ALONE BRIT COMEDY. THIS IS A SKETCH CALLED THE FUNK OR OLD GREG ITS REALLY FUNNY CHECK IT OUT!!!